2 Live Crew's Greatest Hits

2 Live Crew 2 Live Crew's Greatest Hits Album

5.If You Believe In Having Sex

( ) = the ladies
{ } = the crowd
< > = luke using white accent

Luke:
If you believe in having sex, say hell yeah! {hell yeah!}
If you believe in having sex, say hell, fuck yeah! {hell, fuck
yeah!}
When i say s, you say e, when i say x, you say sex!
S! {e!} x! {sex!!} let's go!!

*the beat starts here*

Do the ladies run this muthafucker? (hell yeah!)
Do the ladies run this muthafucker? (hell, fuck yeah!)
Do the fellas run this mutha? (hell, fuck yeah!)

Now, now hold on, hold up, fellas, i wanna know all the fellas
out there
Who gon' get some pussy! aaight? i want y'all to repeat after
me.


Now ladies, i want y'all to repeat after me if y'all got
somethin' to say to

These niggas out here, all right, ladies? y'all ready to do
this, ladies?

Say 'you ain't gettin' no pus-sy!' (you ain't gettin' no
pus-sy!)
''cause you ain't got no money!' ('cause you ain't got no
mon-ey!)
Say 'you ain't gettin' no pus-sy!' (you ain't gettin' no
pus-sy!)
''cause you ain't got no money!' ('cause you ain't got no
mon-ey!)

Oh shit! oh shit!
These women gettin' loose on y'all fellas. but hold on,

Fellas, we gon' get these women, all right,
I got somethin' for y'all to say:

'take, your crabby, ass home, biiitch!'
Lemme hear ya say 'take, your crabby, ass home, biiitch!'
All the ladies say, 'eat, my pussy! eat, eat, my pus-sy!'
(eat, my pussy! eat, eat, my pus-sy!)
All the ladies say, 'eat, this pussy! eat, eat, this pus-sy!'
(eat, this pussy! eat, eat, this pus-sy!)

Okay, okay, i-i-i can't forget about my white-boy friends at the
depot;


<'suck, my cock and i'll eat yer pussee!!'>

Now i know why everybody like having sex, more than they
Like doin' anything else in the whole world. okay, fellas,
I wanna know what y'all like about havin' sex.


Now ladies,
I wanna know what all y'all fine-ass ladies like about havin
sex.
Aaight, ladies, y'all gon' tell me? y'all gon' tell me?
Okay, y'all tell me.

Does it taste great? (no, it's less fillin'!)
Does it taste great? (no, it's less fillin'!)

*the beat stops here*

*the group gradually stops
And we hear them making comments as they leave the studio*